A Word or Two from the Wise – 2016

“We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves.” Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Every writer compiling a book of quotes will have to include several icons of the well-turned phrase such as; Oscar Wilde, Mae West, and the ever-apt Francois de La Rochefoucauld, duc de La Rochefoucauld, prince de Marcillac.

This 17th-century nobleman’ witticisms have flourished with the passage of time, but what else can you expect from someone who had been sentenced to the Bastille for defaming Cardinal Richelieu?

After surviving eight days in prison Francois de La Rochefoucauld retired to his estate with a grudge against everyone in power.

Years later le Comte returned from his exile to take his place in the salons of Paris where his pent-up intellect savaged the stupid and salved the lovelorn. La Rochefoucauld’s Maximes remain a treasure for the ages.

In the Battle of Faubourg St. Honore on July 2, 1652 in which the besieged Comte De Turenne fought off teh Royalist army the genius was shot in the head. Blind for a year. He recovered his sight and wit. Only Mae West and Oscar Wilde are quoted more by plagiarists.

“Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.” Francois de La Rochefoucauld.

More quotes of the bon vivant.

Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.

No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.

One cannot answer for his courage when he has never been in danger.

The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it.

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

The pleasure of love is in loving.

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.

Bastille Day Beauties

Candida en Corse.

Chez Gabby.

Karinne de Aix en Provence.

Katie 1984.

Mirabelle Le Bad.

We’ll always have Paris.

Les Miserables

A year ago at a dinner on the Upper East Side an American art collector mentioned that he had called a hotel in France to rent a room and the desk clerk informed Devlin that the only available room was on the ground floor.

“Where is the entrance?”

“Next to the desk.”

“So your guests will see my comings and goings and I will hear all of theirs.”

“Ouais, is that a problem?”

“I like my privacy.”

“Then shut the shades.”

He complained about the treatment and his friends commiserated by excoriating the French with typical non-Gallic misunderstanding.

“Typical French attitude. They hate American tourists,” commented one of Devlin’s dinner guests, pouring himself a chilled Cote de Ventoux.

Another chuckled about the French love of Jerry Lewis without realizing that the French subtitlists have ameliorated the stale Hollywood dialogue, while Devlin’s wife wished that she was in Paris.

“I love the city in the summer. There’s no one there.”

I agreed, but said nothing about les Amerlots nul, because they are ignorant of the fact that 90% of the French take ‘le grand vacannes’ after Bastille Day and remain away until the Grand Retour in mid-August.

This exodus includes the star bartenders, head waiters, first-line cooks, and well-trained desk clerks manning the bars, cafes, restaurants, and hotels. The only ones in Paris are being punished for their undistinguished behavior to the clientele throughout the year and bus boys are upgraded to waiters, chambermaids become desk clerks, and bottle washers are tested as chefs. Not a happy campers in the bunch.

Bien sur, Les Miserables love nothing more than miserablizing tourists with a muttered moue.

Moi en tout cas j’adore le France.

Vive les frites.

Bastille Day 1789

2 July 1789

Paris.

Le Bastille

In the afternoon the infamous Marquis De Sade, who had been incarcerated in the stone fortress on charges of perversion, shouted from a barred cell window through an improvised megaphone, “Ils tuent les prisonniers.”

The guards subdued the inmate, but his words sparked a smoldering rumor and the rumor spread through le Bastille, the poor neighborhood, long awaiting a match to fan the fires of revolution against the corrupt and venal aristocracy.

For his safety the Marquis de Sade was transferred to the insane asylum at Charenton.

Cut to:

14 July 1789.

A wine wagon overturned on the Rue de La Roquette.

The wine flooded the gutter. The people drank their full. In vino revolutio.

The Bastille loomed in the near distance, symbolizing the oppressive Ancien Regime of the Bourbon Dynasty. Fortified by cheap wine the mob stormed the prison. Nearly a hundred attackers were slain by the Swiss Guards in the assault versus one defender before the deluge flooded through the gates to massacre nine soldiers and free seven prisoners; four counterfeiters, two madmen and another perverse nobleman, the Comte de Solages, jailed on charges of incest.

The Comte de Sade liberated by the revolution survived the Terror of the guillotine by espousing a radical destruction of society, going as far as to seek the abolition of religion, earning the wrath of the Church. His fortune disappeared and the Napoleonic courts condemned his novels Justine and Juliette. Imprisoned without trial in 1802 he passed fourteen later to be buried in prison. An unknown grave where his body still rests in anonymity, while the Marquis de Sade lives in our memory. His head was later disinterred to be studied by those seeking to discover the roots of perversion.

Wicked, but it was he, a wicked imprisoned aristocrat, who began La Revolution to topple the Bourbon dynasty.

A bas la Bastille.

A bas le Ancien Regime.

ps “The equality prescribed by the Revolution is simply the weak man’s revenge upon the strong; it’s just what we saw in the past, but in reverse; that everyone should have his turn is only fair. And it shall be turnabout again tomorrow, for nothing in Nature is stable and the governments men direct are bound to prove as changeable and ephemeral as they.”

Marquis de Sade, Juliette

Drunk in Moscow, Not Idaho 1994

In 1994 after a month long limbo in Penang I traveled from Malaysia to Paris on Aeroflot.

The Kuala Lumpur-Karachi-Dubai-Moscow-Paris flight time to Moscow totaled about 24 hours. None of them were comfortable in the flimsy chairs of the Soviet era jetliner.

Disembarking at night in Moscow, I discovered that my connecting flight to Charles De Gaulle had been delayed until the next morning.

A Norwegian couple with whom I had traveled from Kual Mumpur were in a similar predicament and I said, “It’s 10PM. What are we going to do all night?”

“Drink wine.” The husband pulled out two bottles of wine purchased in Dubair duty-free.

“I have two.”

“And my wife has two.”

We opened the bottles and sat on the floor surrounded by hundreds of stateless travelers trapped in the aeroport. Some looked as if they had been in this limbo for weeks if not months. After finishing the wine a refugee from Afghanistan sold us a bottle of vodka.

“I here one month. Can no go back Kabul. No go to Paris. My brother live there. Now this my home.” His name was Jameer.

The vodka was homemade. The liter lasted longer than the wine. Several other Afghans fleeing the civil war joined Jameer with other bottles. They spoke in dialects. After two bottles of the gut-burning samogon I spoke in tongues, and sang amy version of the Pashto song Da Hujrey Mijlas but was losing consciousness from the overdose of hard spirits and lack of sleep.

I awoke.

A gray dawn.

In Moscow.

“Russia.

Not Idaho.

“Your flight is now.” The Norwegian husband shook me hard and pulled me to my feet.

“I don’t care.” I wanted to stay in the aeroport. “Life simple here.”

“You have to go.” He and his wife escorted me to the plane.

“Bon Voyage.” I saluted them at the door of the Airbus.

Stepping on board I rejoined civilization and I stumbled down the aisle to my seat. The faces of the other passengers gauged my drunkenness better than a breathalyzer. No one wanted me to sit next to them. I fell into an empty row and buckled up for take-off.

Several hours later a stewardess shook my shoulder.

“We are in Charles de Gaulle Aeroport in Paris.”

“Already?” I was the last passenger on the plane.

“We’ve been on the ground for fifteen minutes.”

“Great.” I got to my feet and trudged out into the terminal. The time was 8:30. My friends were waiting in the city and it was Bastille Day or ‘le Quartoze’, anoter day of wine ahead.

In July of 1789 Paris seethed with anger against Louis XVI and the ancien regime of the nobility.

The prison’s most infamous guest was the Marquis De Sade, who shouted from the ramparts on July 2, 1789, “They are killing the prisoners here!”

The unrepentant sodomist was transferred ‘naked as a worm’ to the insane asylum at Charenton, but the fire had been lit and the on July 14 hundreds of workers gathered in the neighboring Faubourg Saint-Antoine seeking to seize the gunpowder within the Bastille.

Mythically recounted in Dickens’ THE TALE OF TWO CITIES a tumbril loaded with casks of wine axle an axle on the Rue de la Roquette and wine flow down the gutters to be consumed by impoverished Parisians. The shadow of the dreaded upper-class Bastille prison loomed over the narrow street and someone shouted, “A la Bastille.”

The Swiss Guards within the fortress defended the battlements against the mob, until the arrival of mutinous royal Bourbon troops armed with artillery. The commandant surrendered the prison, freeing its seven captives.

When Louis XVI was told the news in Versailles, the king asked an aristocrat, “Is it a revolt?”

His friend replied, “Non, mon Roi. It is a revolution.

Within three years after the Storming of the Bastille Citoyen Louis was sentenced to death and guillotined in Place de la Concrode before thousands of revolutionies.

I emerged from the terminal at noon and from CDG Aeroport a taxi sped to Paris. Traffic was light into the city of light. THe exit lanes were cramped with vehicles as they had been for decades carrying Paris to le Grande Vacannes ie 7/14 go 8/14.

Atop Montmatre rose Sacre-Couer.

After the 1870 Commune the Catholic Church had erected the Temple of Repression to remind Parisians that the Church ruled the Hearts and Minds of France, not the call to the ramparts by a perverse Comte.

The new Bastille.

My friend Tristam from the Musellmen Fumants was waiting at his apartment.

I wasn’t tired, only hung over. That afternoon we watched the military parade on the Champs-Elysees.

That night we partied with friends.

I drank to Liberte, Egalite, and Fraternitie.

Hundreds sang Le Marseilles.

I cried each time.

It was good to be out of Moscow.

People drink too much there, then again so do I.

A bas le Roi.