Monthly Archives: March 2009

Hummer Highlights for GM

Wall Street tanked this Monday after absorbing the news that GM’s CFU or Chief Fuck-Up had been ousted by the Obama Administration. The old adage ‘What’s good for GM is good for America’ had lost its credibility during the 8-year leadership of Rick Wagoner with the company losing nearly 90% of its stock value. His […]

Pattaya’s Hell Club in Limbo

“Zees is not a beer drinking club. Zees is a fucking club.” Michel, the French manager of the Eden Lounge, told me and Sam Royalle. He clapped his hands and the girls lined up on either side of a yellow line. “Zee girls on the left are 2 holes and the girls on the right […]

9mm and a Broken Thumb

My boy Joey is ready for the Mr. Pattaya Contest 2009. The last winner. A cop isn’t in the competition. Joey’s guns are 20 inches. His headline for the super pump body is April 4th at the Royal Garden. He challenged me to a showdown and everyone else. He’s in the gym. I’m in the […]

Pierre of the Plaza Hotel RIP 2008-2009

The Plaza Hotel has been one of New York City’s premier destination since its opening in 1905. Truman Capote held his Black and White fete in the Grand Ballroom, Neil Simon wrote PLAZA SUITE about an afternoon in the hotel, and during the 1978 Black-Out I rushed to the Oak Room for a bucket of […]

SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER the Ramones – Song of the Day

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go They’re ready to go now They’ve got their surfboards And they’re going to the discotheque a go go But she just couldn’t stay She had to break away Well New York City really has it all Oh yeah, oh yeah Sheena is a punk […]