Category Archives: Internet

Faithful to my Wife – 2010

Two nights ago I was sitting in Frank’s with Aodren. The French ad producer and I were drinking Stellas and watching the Celtics. He asked if I had any girlfriends in New York. “None.” “None?” The twenty-five year-old knew of my reputation as a pussy hound from the ex-model of Paris. “I’m faithful to my […]

PEOPLE SUCK Gus and the Snowmen – 2014

This weekend will be Super Bowl Sunday and I am wandering around the Fort Greene Observatory in a green cotton robe. The windows are open and the curtains are up. The people in the new condo building across the way are probably staring into their binoculars and saying, “That crazy old coot is naked again.” […]

Illiterati of the Modern Age # 1

Back in the early 1960s I attended a good Catholic grammar school on the South Shore of Boston. Dyslexia was considered a sign of the Devil by the Nuns of Our Lady of the Foothills along with writing with the left or sinister hand. The inability to decode words has been declared incurable by various […]

April Fool’s Day – Thai Visa

Thai visa is not normally known for its humor, however back in 2007 a morning’s alert about a new Luxury Tax on internet usage in Thailand struck a ‘Orson Welles’ Invasion from Mars panic in the blog’s readers. Even I fell for it, until my comrade Sam Royalle reminded me of the date. April Fool’s […]

Facebook Ban on No Thanks Day

In 2013 I wrote the following on my Facebook page. “My people arrived on the Mayflower. Howlands. We’re still here. Where are the Wampanoags? On Nantucket protesting Thanksgiving. Happy Turkey Day.” An hour later the message and comments were removed by someone. I am unable to use my home page and Facebook posted this. Account […]