Category Archives: Humor

Good Ideas From Stupid People

Stupid people have stupid ideas. But stupid ideas are good ideas. Not pretty. And they work from time to time. Not all stupid ideas are permanent. But some get that way, because they cost less than a real solution. If all fails, have a BBQ. And invite some friends. Especially if they like to drink […]

Drunker than Mud

Humans like their drink. They like it a lot. But not as much as polar bears. They love a cold beer or forty in the summer time.


Brooklyn Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.” Brooklyn Tony replied, “You […]

Brooklyn Tony ON MATH

Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. The teacher asked ‘ How much is 2 x 3,’ I said “6,’” replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. “Yeah, but then she asked me ‘ How much is 3 x 2?’” “What’s the fucking difference […]

Dumber Than A Bucket Of Mud – Brits

Here are some stunning examples of how uneducated people are from THE GREAT BRITISH QUIZ CONTESTANTS UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’? Contestant: Homosexuals.. Jeremy Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where […]