Category Archives: Humor

Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus: a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. b) Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. c) They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves. d) Beer has never caused a major war. e) When you have a beer you […]

Jesus In A Dog’s Butt

Is this the Second Coming?

3Is And A Genie

An Israeli, an Iranian, and an Irishman are lost in the desert. They discover a brass lamp in the sand. The Israeli rubs it and frees a grateful genie, who will grant a wish to each of them. The Israeli insists on going first and demands a wall 100 feet high around all of Biblical […]

Irish Ha-Ha

An Irishman who goes on to a building site looking for a job and is told by the foreman that he will have to undertake a brief test. ‘Fine,’ says the Irishman. ‘OK then,’ says the foreman. ‘First up, can you tell me the difference between a joist and a girder?’ ‘That’s easy,’ the Irishman […]

Jeff Foxworthy – Opinion of Muslims

Americans do not travel to foreign countries. “Everyone there hates us.” Few people ask why or even if it’s true. “The French hate us.” The French hate everyone. “The Mexicans hate us.” Maybe that’s true, but America stripped Texas, California, New Mexico, and Arizona after the War of 1848, and then bought another strip of […]