Category Archives: Humor

The Downside of Heaven

A holy man from Bali died from old age. He arrived at the Pearly Gates to be greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome to Heaven.” St. Peter led the Balinese holy man inside the holy rest home of eternity. “I thought heaven was only for Christians.” “No, no, heaven is for everyone. Over there are the […]

My Friend Steve

A young man named Brian is sailing solo around the world. A typhoon catches him in the open waters of the Pacific. His sloop is battered by giant waves. There is no time for an SOS. Brian abandons his sinking boat and prays for his life, as the heavy seas savage his life raft. Finally […]

Fuck 2016

To hear FUCK YOU 2016 by John Oliver and his , please go to this URL

Premature E-Jack-O-Lantern

What do you call celebrating Halloween before October 31st? Premature E-Jack-O-Lantern my younger brother Patrick Charles Smith told me that joke last week. It works.

Yom Kippur Ahead

A priest and a rabbi are discussing the pros and cons of their various religions, and inevitably the discussion turns to repentance. Rabbi Shimon Ben Gamliel explains Yom Kippur, the solemn Day of Atonement, a day of fasting and penitence, while the Father John tells him all about Lent, and its 40 days of self-denial […]