Category Archives: Humor

Come-Back 101

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates. A woman walks past and says, snickering, “If you were a gentleman you’d lift your hat.” He raised an eyebrow and replied, “If you weren’t so ugly it […]

Heaven or Hell

Two old men are living in Miami Beach. Their hotel is undergoing renovations. The entire neighborhood has been transformed by young people. Izzy and Moishe sit on the terrace of the Breezemore Hotel and watch the parade of revelers. They are feeling their age and Izzy says, “You know Moishe, we’ve had a good life, […]

Bunny Bunny

Three blondes died in an automobile accident on Easter Sunday. As they line up at the Pearly Gates of heaven, St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. “What is Easter?” The first blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets […]

Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus: a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. b) Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. c) They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves. d) Beer has never caused a major war. e) When you have a beer you […]

Jesus In A Dog’s Butt

Is this the Second Coming?