Category Archives: Humor

Dating Protocols of the Old Roue

BRITISH WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second [...]

One Dead Clown

GW Bush was concerned about the potential casualties in the Iraq War and asked Dick Cheney for advice. “Tell them the truth. 5000 Americans, 1,000,000 Iraqis, but add one clown.” “Why?” “You’ll see.” At the next White House press conference the reporters clamored for details on the casualties and GW Bush says, “We estimate that [...]

Spoof of Rick Perry Anti-Queer Ad

Oh Yoko

Happiness is not only Communism

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be the following: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist [...]