Category Archives: Humor

Brooklyn Tony ON MATH

Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. The teacher asked ‘ How much is 2 x 3,’ I said “6,’” replies TONY. “But that’s right!” says his dad. “Yeah, but then she asked me ‘ How much is 3 x 2?’” “What’s the fucking difference […]

Dumber Than A Bucket Of Mud – Brits

Here are some stunning examples of how uneducated people are from THE GREAT BRITISH QUIZ CONTESTANTS UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’? Contestant: Homosexuals.. Jeremy Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where […]

Arkward Moment # 1

I got my braces stuck on your belly button ring.

Songkran Madness in Thailand

The Songkran celebration ushers in the Thai New Year as well as the coming of the rains ending the hot season. The festival is focused on Wan Parg-bpee April 15, when homage is paid to ancestors, elders and other persons deserving respect because of age or position. Younger people pour scented water into the palm […]

Holidays Inferno

A holy Iman dies in peace. He is astounded to be welcomed by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “Sorry about the no 72 virgins. In this heaven we spend our days in the glory of God, who is non-denominational. You’ll meet the truly blessed evolving into the truly blissed.” The Iman accepts this heaven […]