Category Archives: Humor

My Friend Steve

April 2, 2013 – 3:03 pm

A young man named Brian is sailing solo around the world. A typhoon catches him in the open waters of the Pacific. His sloop is battered by giant waves. There is no time for an SOS. Brian abandons his sinking boat and prays for his life, as the heavy seas savage his life raft. Finally [...]

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Bunny Bunny

March 31, 2013 – 3:14 pm

Three blondes died in an automobile accident on Easter Sunday. As they line up at the Pearly Gates of heaven, St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. “What is Easter?” The first blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets [...]

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Easter Sunday Humor Pattaya

March 30, 2013 – 4:01 pm

Several years ago I spent a quiet night in Donovan’s Sports Bar on 3rd Road. The owner was sitting alone and I decided to join Steve for an Easter cheeseburger. We discussed my upcoming trip to the USA and he said, “It’s been three and half years since I was last in New York.” “Over [...]

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Beer Versus Jesus

March 27, 2013 – 7:53 pm

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus: a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer. b) Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex. c) They don’t force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves. d) Beer has never caused a major war. e) When you have a beer you [...]

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Rent-Free Hell

March 27, 2013 – 2:58 pm

Yesterday on the C train between Hoyt-Schmmerhorn and Lafayette Street a young man was preaching about the wrath of his lord. “God loves his flock, but hates a sinner. All you sinners will have a special place of torment in Hell.” He glared about the subway car like Josef Mengele, the SS Angel of Death [...]

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