TIPS FOR THE OCCUPIED

In July 1940 according to Ronald Rosbottom’s WHEN PARIS WENT DARK about the Nazi Occupation of Paris in June 1940 a mimeographed flyer hit the streets.

TIPS FOR THE OCCUPIED.

The City of Light had been stunned by the collapse of the French army. 80% of the population fled Paris fearing the worst much like many of us under the Trump regime. The tips were non-violent, but acknowledged that the Resistance was coming some day. This is an abridged version.

Don’t be fooled by German with camera. They are in uniform and they are not tourists.

They are conquerors. Do not be friendly. They will not reciprocate. Take your time giving them directions.

If they address you in German or MAGA, act as if you don’t understand them and ask if they could repeat themselves more slowly.

If they ask you for directions, you are not obliged to tell them the right way.

If they attempt to draw you into a conversation, tell them you are not interested in anything they have to say

If they ask for a light, offer them your cigarette. No one refuses eeven the enemy a light.

If a store posts Nazi or MAGA signs, don’t shop there.

She that you are indifferent to them. There will be a time to show more.

This list will not be on TV.

Share it with those you love.

Everyone in Paris was stunned by the Nazis marching down the Champs Elysess, as we are from the busybodies dismantling the government. Anther suggestion is to always address MAGA as non-binary. L’Hermaphordite Des Borghese shall lead the way to revolution.

SOUTHBOUND by Peter Nolan Smith

From 2013

Last week Vladmar announced that he was heading to Florida. The Pittsburgh native never been there before. 2013 had been a hard winter.

“I can’t believe that I’m fifty years old and have never to the Holy Land.”

The Sunshine State was special, but even more so back in the last century.

“My first trip to FLA was in Spring 1971. My three friends and I drove down in a Chevy Nova from Boston to Fort Lauderdale. I-95 was half-finished. There was no beltway around Washington. The weather got warm once we hit the south and we continued straight to Savannah. We drank and smoked reefer the entire journey. The cops didn’t stop us once. We were 18 year-old freshmen on college break. Only I had long hair.”

“You were lucky.” Vladmar had no luck with the police. He looked like a gypsy.

“We crossed the state line listening to WBZ’s broadcast of the Bruins-Canadians playoff around 9pm. We were leading ‘les Habitants’ by two goals in the 3rd period. The station’s 50,000 kilowatt signal gave out at the Florida welcome stand. We drank complimentary OJ, feeling good.” What else I remember about the trip down are What I remember about that trip was driving down the uncompleted I-95 through Virginia, the South of the Border truck stop, where we bought fireworks, the division of white and black communities, and a section of US1 south of Savannah

“You never beat the Canadians back then.” Vladmar was a Penguins fan. They were the Bruins’ next opponents in this year’s Stanley Cup. They had a big team.

“That’s right, but I thought we were lucky. The station faded to static at the welcoming rest stop and I drank free Free OJ thinking about finally throwing off the curse of the Les Habs over the Bs. The next morning I woke up on a palm-lined beach. We swam in the Gulf Stream at dawn.

“Fort Lauderdale.”

“Our crash pad was across the street from the infamous Elbow Room in which more co-eds have exorcised the demons of alcohol than any other south Florida bar. I bought the local newspaper and read that Jean Beliveau scored 2 goals to tie the game. We lost in overtime.”

“No Stanley Cup victory.”

“Fucking Canadians. That night I drank in the Elbow Room.” It had been featured in the movie WHERE THE BOYS ARE. “I met a girl from Biloxi and we walked on the beach. Stars glistening above the Gulf Stream. I lit a joint. We smoked surrounded by other teenage couples making out like turtles getting ready to lay eggs. I stared the constellation Orion and breathed the smell of salt off the breeze.

“Consolation prize.”

“I would have rather the Stanley Cup.”

“Maybe in another life.”

“Have a good time in Florida.”

I remember that defeat well, but also the kiss of that girl from Mississippi.

It tasted of the South.

To view segments of April 8, 1971 disaster, please go to the following URL

http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2009/11/5/1115711/habs-bruins-april-8-1971-a

Snow in Spring NYC 2010

JoJo, the security guard at the diamond exchange, was a betting man. He gambled the left-overs from his monthly NYPD pension on baseball, basketball, and football. His losses outweighed his wins. JoJo also wagered on odd parlays and on March 1st in 2010 I said that there wouldn’t be another snowstorm. Two days ago the city had been buried by a blizzard. It was raining outside on West 47th Street.

A hard rain.

The sleety wind peeled ferules from cheap umbrellas like bananas. The piles of snow were slush in the gutter.

“It ain’t gonna snow.” The big Pole/Mick was a native of the Bronx. The weather was colder up in that northern borough than Manhattan and the retired cop was certain of his prediction.

“I say that we get one more dusting.” I was counting on ‘global weirding’. The last decade had seen three snows in April, TS Eliot’ ‘cruelest month of all. March offered an even better chance for a blizzard.

“Dusting is bullshit. It snowed a little last year.” JoJo was a knowledgeable gambler.

“Okay, 2 to 1 odds that New York gets another four inches of snow before the end of April.”

“In Central Park.” JoJo was fixing the wager. Manhattan is 5 degrees warmer than the outer boroughs thanks to a micro-climate created by concrete, steel, and carbon emissions along with the body temperatures of fat people. JoJo had lost fifteen pounds in the last month by ending a BId Lite drinking binge.

“Okay.” I had a good hunch. Cops like hunches too. His was a sure thing. Mine was more a feeling and I started singing the Arrowsmith hit MORE THAN A FEELING.

“Hey, no fair.” JoJo was a rock fan. Red Sox too. “Keep that Boston stuff out of the bet. This is New York.”

We grasped hands. A bet was a bet. JoJo went downstairs to the vault. It was lunch time. Manny my boss shook his head.

“What?”

“That was a stupid bet.” Manny had lost every wager on the Superbowl since 1967 or so he told his son, Richie Boy, who always bet the toher way. We all did. Manny was an expert at stupid bets.

“It’s only ten dollars. Plus you never know.”

Like the lottery you can’t win unless you play.

“No way it’ll snow in the next two months.” Manny returned to his paperwork. A purgatory of bills and invoices. I pulled out the job box. Not a single envelope was from my sales. Money was tight same as last year. There was no recovery for the middle-class from the 2008 bank collapse, although Manny’s son was selling fast and furious to his rich friends. Their sins had been forgiven by the Fed buy forcing the peopple to pay off their losses.

March passed with the temperature rising every day. On March 14 the thermometer hit 70. I studied the meteorological map of the USA. Snow in the Rockies. Canada nothing. The Red River was cresting with ice floes in the Dakotas. The trees in Fort Greene Park showed red buds on the equinox. The planet was on an even keel. I wore shorts. This weather is no good.

“Looks like I’ve lose my bet,” I said at the breakfast table to AP, my landlord.

“It was a stupid bet.” He had won a bet on St. Patrick’s Day for when our party of four would see a green plastic hat. $5 from each of his three friends. Another $5 for one plastic har worn by a female.

“It might snow in April.” His wife was from San Diego. Coronado Beach had never experienced a snowfall.

“Thanks for the optimism.” Snow crowned the thrones of the mountains east of San Diego. I was positive too. Ten more days of March and another 30 in April. The odds are heavily in JoJo’s favor, then again he had bet that the Red Sox would sweep the Yankees in 2004. $100. He was right the first three games of the playoffs and dead wrong the last four games. That was a bet I loved seeing him lose. The Curse of the Bambino no more in 2004. My snow bet was a goof, but neither of us were welshers and $10 will buy three beers in the East Village bar on May 1.

They will taste good.

Win or lose.

Opening paragraphs of ALMOST A DEAD MAN


Hamburg 1982

The scurry of claws across the filthy floor startled the woman on the battered chair and she lifted her black stiletto heels in horror. Rats were the least of her problems. Over the phone her lover had suggested a nocturnal rendezvous on Kaiserkai. No one came to Hamburg’s harbor at night. The woman had driven down to the warehouse district alone for rough sex with her Willi. Instead two men had been waiting on the unlit dock and dragged her into an abandoned warehouse. Now in a damp basement she pleaded, “Please let me go, I haven’t done anything wrong?”

“Nothing wrong?” The black man in the spotless jogging suit circled the chair. Aviator sunglasses hid his eyes. He swatted the dusty 40-watt bulb dangling from the rafter, then tapped the woman’s gaunt face.

“Are you a saint?”

“No, I am far from a saint.” The expensive wig flopped onto a folded lap.

“Saints are only saints, because they are dead. You on the other hand are alive, because you are a sinner.”

Hamburg

>Howaldtswerke Deutsche Werft (HDW) Hamburg,

1972

I wrote this novel in the autumn of 1997 while living several months in Ballyconeeley under the Connemara Mountains or the Seven Pins. I returned to New York and only showed the finished work to Shannon Greer. He read it in one night. I never showed it to anyone else, although in 2016 I revised it another time.

Last Christmas Winick Diamonds, the jewelry sore in Montauk, closed for the season. With no job I went on the hustle for money and filled my spare time writing a new version of ALMOST A DEAD MAN. I’m nearly finished. First destination. Shannon Greer. He’s a great photographer and has a better than good eye.

ps Calle Schwensen survived the Gross Freiheit of the Reeperbahn.

If you find him there, give him my regards.


Hamburg 1982

The scurry of claws across the filthy floor startled the woman on the battered chair and she lifted her black stiletto heels in horror. Rats were the least of her problems. Over the phone her lover had suggested a nocturnal rendezvous on Kaiserkai. No one came to Hamburg’s harbor at night. The woman had driven down to the warehouse district alone for rough sex with her Willi. Instead two men had been waiting on the unlit dock and dragged her into an abandoned warehouse. Now in a damp basement she pleaded, “Please let me go, I haven’t done anything wrong?”

“Nothing wrong?” The black man in the spotless jogging suit circled the chair. Aviator sunglasses hid his eyes. He swatted the dusty 40-watt bulb dangling from the rafter, then tapped the woman’s gaunt face.

“Are you a saint?”

“No, I am far from a saint.” The expensive wig flopped onto a folded lap.

“Saints are only saints, because they are dead. You on the other hand are alive, because you are a sinner.”

Hamburg

>Howaldtswerke Deutsche Werft (HDW) Hamburg,

1972

I wrote this novel in the autumn of 1997 while living several months in Ballyconeeley under the Connemara Mountains or the Seven Pins. I returned to New York and only showed the finished work to Shannon Greer. He read it in one night. I never showed it to anyone else, although in 2016 I revised it another time.

Last Christmas Winick Diamonds, the jewelry sore in Montauk, closed for the season. With no job I went on the hustle for money and filled my spare time writing a new version of ALMOST A DEAD MAN. I’m nearly finished. First destination. Shannon Greer. He’s a great photographer and has a better than good eye.

ps Calle Schwensen survived the Gross Freiheit of the Reeperbahn.

If you find him there, give him my regards.

As for Kurt he never left Paris.

A Hotel Room Off The Highway 1985

A little after midnight

I pull the Pontiac LeMans

Off the interstate

Before Flagstaff

Onto Route 66___

Kyla sleeps against the door

Not knowing we are stopping for the night

At a motel

The Flamingo Motel Hotel

Red sign bright neon

I pull up to the office

Get us a room

Kyla wake

“Where are we?”

“Flagstaff, Arizona. A motel.”

Park the Le Mans before room 109

Same number as the address

of my family home

On the South Shore of Boston

Thousands of miles away___

Tonight

No more driving

I want to sleep with Kyla

In a double bed

On clean sheets

After a shower___

Kyla goes first

I go second

A long shower

Wash off three days of the road

New York to here___

I come out dry and clean

Kyla already asleep

The only light from the motel sign

Trucks diesel on Route 66

I step outside

Barefoot

Towel around my waist___

Truck fumes on the high desert night

The Le Mans the only car in the parking lot

Ours the only occupied room

Ours the only bed

We’re not making love tonight___

But maybe in the morning

Another day’s drive to LA

Unless we see the Grand Canyon tomorrow

It’s worth the detour

Especially after a stop at the Flamingo Motel Hotel

And greeting the Arizona dawn

Naked

Together___