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Our Lady Of Palm Beach June 2008

I went for a swim this afternoon. Normally no one is on the beach next to Donald Trump’s estate. Today an older woman was sitting on a blanket. Her empire of plastic bags attested to a lack of property. I said hello. She said nothing, as if she feared I would call the police. She […]

Plastic Straws Out Of Government

According to the Guardian The Madman on the Potomac has vowed to reverse Joe Biden’s plan to phase out plastic straws across the US government, complaining that paper alternatives don’t work and that a move is needed to go “BACK TO PLASTIC! Enjoy your next drink without a straw that disgustingly dissolves in your mouth!!!” […]

The Criminal Paradise

US Elections 2024

Donald Trump has resumed his role as Leader of the American people in a devastating loss for the Kamala Harris. Her Kumbaya Joy campaign after Biden’s protracted abdication coupled with the wars in Ukraine, inflation, and emigration left the Democratic Vice President little time to combat the GOP leader’s headstart. The defections of Latinos and […]

A Lone White Male From Hawaii

Yesterday a lone gunman hid behind a fence obscured by vines at a West Palm Beach golf course owned by Donald Trump, who still considers himself the 2020 president-elect. His hiding place was on the fifteh green. According to the Secret Service, who were protecting Donald Trump playing a morning round of golf, an agent […]