Category Archives: myth

Da Friggin’ Quincy Quarries

On August 28, 1994 three teenagers climbed up to the Quincy Quarries. Their death-defying leap into Swingles Quarry was followed by low-drive from Rooftop. On August 28, 1994 three teenagers climbed up to the Quincy Quarries. How high was from the Rail to the water? 120 feet? We’ll never know. The Quincy Quarries were buried […]

THE CLOSET OF LOST THINGS by Peter Nolan Smith

The Nuns of Our Lady of the Foothills taught their students math, English, religion, history, geography, and a scattering of other basic subjects. Their educational technique depended heavily on harsh discipline. Left-handers were deemed possible satanists. The nun expected everyone to be right-handed. Any laggers were beaten into submission and laziness on small ts earned […]

The Wine Pissing Son Of Elohim

More than two thousand years ago Mary age 12-14 declared to her sterile husband that she had been impregnated by Elohim, the mythical God of the Hebrews. Joseph thought it was bullshit until Jesus pissed wine. Then everyone loved him like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

Virgin Birth Aftermath

The New Testament has honored the mystery of the virginity of Jesus’ mother and the Catholic Church has designated August 8 on the ecclesiastical calender as the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, however that date only allowed for four months until the Messiah’s birth in December. I personally long favored late-March as the night on […]

Pregnant Man Kidnapped on Internet

Maybe I’m crazy, but several years ago I read an article on www.bbcnews.com about a pregnant man in the UK. The photo looked very much like that of a Hawaiian stripper who underwent a sex change operation and had a baby in 2008 as a man. I was going to write about his second miracle […]