Monthly Archives: April 2015

NINES by Peter Nolan Smith

April 5, 2015 – 7:59 pm

Easter was a special holiday for our family. My mother was a devout Catholic. My father had converted from agnosticism to marry his Irish bride. The Bowdoin College grad was a good dresser and they attired their six children, as if we were the jewels of empire. Every Easter we wore new clothes from tie […]

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Sperm All Over Florida

April 1, 2015 – 12:34 pm

Cyros International, the self-proclaimed world’s largest international sperm bank, has announced its plans to move its U.S. main office and inventory from New York to Orlando in order to attract more sperm donors from the male students of University of Central Florida. Florida also offers the company lower taxes, but a company spokesperson said, “There’s […]

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NORTH NORTH HOLLYWOOD – Chapter 20 – by Peter Nolan Smith

April 1, 2015 – 11:03 am

Two seconds after the woman hung up, Sean Tempo dialed 911. “Yes, may I help you?” the 911 operator answered within ten seconds. Sean explained the nature of the emergency and gave the operator the woman’s address. Several seconds passed in silence before the operator stated, “EMS no longer responds to that address.” “What do […]

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Everyday Spam

April 1, 2015 – 7:04 am

Everyday spam promoting the use of various male-oriented products floods my email inbox. Increase your sperm load. Grow 3-4 inches of penis instantly. Viagra for renewed sexual vitality. Having lived in Pattaya throughout the 90s and 00s I understand their targeting a man in his 50s surrounded by go-go bars, bars, and promenades of promiscuity. […]

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