Monthly Archives: February 2013

Penguins and Dwarves

a joke from the roue of Bangkok, Alan Platt The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they are the 7 Dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. ‘Grumpy, my son,’ says the Pope, ‘What can I do for you?’ Grumpy asks, ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but […]

Papal Bungee Jumping

On 17 June 1982 London Police discovered the body of Roberto Calvi hanging by a rope from Blackfriar’s Bridge. The Vatican’s banker had bricks in his suit and $15,000 in his pocket. Investigators declared the the death murder. Five Mafia members were indicted for the crime. None were found guilty. A miracle for the Church, […]

Pope Evil The 12th

I was baptized a Catholic in June of 1952. My Aunt Gloria held her godson before the fount, as I cried incessantly, as the priest called for my renouncement of Satan and all his works. Auntie Gloria answered for me. “Yes, I thereby renounce Satan and all his works.” No one said anything about the […]

Mark Kamins RIP

I was stunned to hear that Mark Kamins had passed away in Guadalajara, Mexico. The legendary DJ had discovered Madonna at Danceteria and spun discs all around the world. The famed singer told Billboard, “I’m very sorry to hear about Marks death. I haven’t seen him for years but if it weren’t for him, I […]

Near Misses From the Stars

Yesterday a meteor scorched the sky over Russia. Its sonic boom broke windows and flaming contrail brightened the snowy steppes. Its path was recorded by thousands of cell phones and both RT News and the BBC broadcasted various videos of the fiery celestial visitor. Its sonic boom over the Ural city of Chelyabinsk broke thousands […]