Monthly Archives: August 2010

The Religious Right Are Assholes Too

Could Jesus finally come and take away these buzzkills?

9/11 Mosque A Go Go

The NY Post, Daily News, and Fox News have wedge-geed a good segment of the American public’s shorts and panties tight up the crack of their ass. I have to admit that putting a mosque several blocks from the ‘hallowed’ site of 9/11, but I’ve also felt that nothing should have been built of that […]

Nuclear Trigger Happy

“Just a pinch more of plutonium.” Iran’s leader is asking for some whop. Israel is hot to whack Iran. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has boasted to the global community is close to creating an Islamic nuclear capability. The clock is ticking and Israel is watching the passage of every second. Months versus years. The timeline depends […]

The Art of War chez la Pentagon

During the Viet-Nam war some bright minds decided to inject elephants with flatulence medicine in hopes of flushing the VC out of the jungle with the pachyderms’ farts. The strategy failed to take into consideration windage and several grunt mahouts were hospitalized with severe methane poisoning ala JACKASS 2. The Pentagon attracted more schemers than […]

Knock Knock Iraq

SOP for Iraq. Only a little heavy-handed. But better that than getting fucked up.