Up is not always Down – $US Dollar hits 34

Isaac Newton is reputed to have said, “Whatever goes up comes down.”

This week those words came true.

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The dollar had been streaking toward pre-1997 levels against the baht. Each decrease cut into my beer fund and I contemplated a move back to the States, where I’d work at the Breakers at Palm Beach as a gigolo to nonagenarian heiresses in the poolside cabanas. Sex with near-death dowagers wasa fate worse than prison, yet seemed unavoidable since over a trillion dollars are stockpiled in Chinese banks, the US housing market is deader than Anna Nichole Smith, and my offer to write a TV series based on PIGPEN A GOGO had been rejected by the Disney Channel for not enough mentions of Mickey Mouse.

Then the dollar reversed gravity like STAR TREK’S USS Enterprise backing away from a galactic abyss.

33.5-33.6-33.7-34.00.

Why?

I don’t question miracles.

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Isaac Newton is reputed to have said, “Whatever goes up comes down.”

Thsi week those words came true.

breastmeld.jpgbreastmeld.jpgbreastmeld.jpgbreastmeld.jpgbreastmeld.jpg

The dollar had been streaking toward pre-1997 levels against the baht. Each decrease cut into my beer fund and I contemplated a move back to the States, where I’d work at the Breakers at PalM Beach as a gigolo to nonagenarian heiresses in the poolside cabanas. This fate worse than death seemed unavoidable since over a trillion dollars are stockpiled in Chinese banks, the US housing market is deader than Anna Nichole Smith, and my offer to write a TV series based on PIGPEN A GOGO had been rejected by the Disney Channel for not enough mentions of Mickey Mouse.

Then the dollar reversed gravity like STAR TREK’S USS Enterprise backing away from a galactic abyss.

33.5-33.6-33.7-34.00.

Why?

I don’t question miracles.

Come on 36.

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