Tag Archives: trump

Trump Tricks Turkey

Donald Trump pardoned the White House turkey, but had the CIA rendition the bird to black-ops site, where his son shot it for sport. He thought it was a leopard. # 2 how do you feed the White House horde with one turkey? One bird was barely enough to serve a white family of five […]

The Reign Of A Nationalist

Last spring my friend was driving me across Dutchess County to catch the train in Dover Plains. The road passed through rural community surrounded by billionaires’ estates. We passed through an abandoned village and the last house flew a Rebel flag in the front yard. I told my friend to stop. “Why?” “Because I’m going […]

White Man Overbite

Earlier in the week Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh testified before the Senate Judicial Committee in response to an old schoolmate’s accusation of sexual abuse i.e. attempted rape. The GOP revealed their support with an avalanche of old white white man grimaces. Chairman Chuck Grassley didn’t attack Kananaugh’s victim either by person or testimony. The […]

President’s Golf Day

Mr. Trump’s Presidents Day began with a round of golf at Trump International Golf Club (9:09 AM – 1:42 PM) # 45 claims to have shot a 68 and a 2 shot handicap. A friend of mine played with the pseudo-billionaire and said, “It’s easy to shot good if you do shot-overs or mulligans.” His […]

How Many Women?

Due to the government shutdown and probably a Trump edict the National Park Service offered no estimate of yesterday’s crowd numbers in Washington. The newspapers published attendance in the tens of thousands, however I venture the number was closer to 300,000. Trump congratulated the gathering of achieving the lowest unemployment rates ‘ever’ thanks to his […]