Tag Archives: florida

Alligator Protection

Florida has about 1,000,000 Mesozoic inhabitants ie alligators and 800-1000 crocodiles. None exist on Palm Beach, except as shoes, belts, and pocketbooks for the filthy rich, however alligator attacks occur in the Sunshine State and every resident and vistor should know the proper response. First scream. Won’t scare the ‘gator, but it’ll alert people to […]

Cat Eats Dogfish

Sperm All Over Florida

Cyros International, the self-proclaimed world’s largest international sperm bank, has announced its plans to move its U.S. main office and inventory from New York to Orlando in order to attract more sperm donors from the male students of University of Central Florida. Florida also offers the company lower taxes, but a company spokesperson said, “There’s […]

Palm Beach Sunday

In June 1 2008 I was living on Palm Beach. A barrier island off the Florida coast. So many of the mega-rich had migrated to their summer haunts of the Hamptons, Nantucket, and the South of France that the Sunday night streets of this exclusive resort felt, as if the Khmer Rouge had marched the […]

Another Alien GOP Member

Florida’s governor Rick Scott has recently called for the drug-testing of welfare recipients, forcing parents found with traces of marijuana, cocaine, or heroin off the dole. Scott said on CNN, “Studies show that people that are on welfare are higher users of drugs than people not on welfare and the bottom line is, if they’re […]