Category Archives: Relationships

Blessing The House

Johnson had been living in Bangkok between his oil rig gigs. Hers first choice was Ban Suay Nok near her brother. Johnson had been to Ban Suay Nok twice. Her brother had no family resemblance. “He not brother 100%. Not same father.” Thai relationships are very confusing for simple farangs. Johnson decided to move to [...]

Daddy’s Car in the Woods

Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. ‘Mummy, I [...]

RICHARD IS A FORKHEAD By Peter Nolan Smith

I drove a stolen car from Boston to New York in 1976. It wasn’t really stolen. A Back Bay lawyer paid $300 for the disappearance of his Olds 88 and I left the Detroit gas-guzzler by the Christopher Street pier. It was after midnight. I pulled a small bag from the trunk and then switched [...]

GIRLS LIKE GIRLS by Peter Nolan Smith

Things in Bangkok had gotten out of control. The red shirts controlled the city. The police did nothing. People called them daeng moh or watermelon. They were red on the inside. Thaksin was a fellow cop. The Army was in the hands of the old elite or phuu laak maak dee. Bloodshed was a daily [...]

FOR BETTER OR REALLY WORSE by Peter Nolan Smith

Several Aprils ago Nick and I were sitting in Buffalo Bar. We drink beer a lot in Pattaya to celebrate Beermas. A holiday for every season. We never go to go-gos, since disco music isn’t conducive to meaningless conversations. The DJ was playing an insipid boy band tune. The perfect background music for our argument [...]