Category Archives: photos

Arkward Moment # 1

I got my braces stuck on your belly button ring.

You Bet I Would – Goth

This photo of Paul Coulson was ripped off by Richard Prince for his Instagram series. Last year he sold them for $100,000. They now go for twice that. Neither the photographer nor the model remunerated by the ‘artist’. A rip-off and no one says ‘boo’. As Proudhon said, “All possession is theft.

Blonde Death Cult

Photo by Emma Summerton

Cross Country 1996

In the late summer of 1996 I left Bali for America. My good friend Slim met me at LAX in her Studebaker Lark. On the way to Hollywood the native Californian told me that she had fallen in love with an artist in New York.” “That’s good news, except it’s 3000 miles from here.” “I […]

Sex Quotes

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.” – Lynn Lavner “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” – Camille Paglia “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” – […]