Category Archives: animals

Alligator Protection

Florida has about 1,000,000 Mesozoic inhabitants i.e. alligators and 800-1000 crocodiles. None exist on Palm Beach, except as shoes, belts, and pocketbooks for the filthy rich, however alligator attacks occur in the Sunshine State and every resident and visitor should know the proper response. First scream. Won’t scare the ‘gator, but it’ll alert people to […]

Seagulls On Laxatives

Warning: Dog Farts

It ain’t right blaming farts on the dog.

BEAR SEASON by Peter Nolan Smith

Hunting season along the Hudson River opened in mid-October. Bow and arrows only. Guns weren’t allowed until November, so I felt relatively safe walking in the woods wearing a neon-orange hooded sweatshirt. No animal in that color existed north or south of Troy, New York and during the shooting season non-hunters drape their bodies in […]

Fifi The Rasta

I love Paris in the summertime Less people if you can avoid the tourists and the skies seem clear of pollution. Of course the city empties out even more after the Grand Depart. Back in the July of 1985 I was walking in the Bois de Boulonge, which is much larger than Central Park. A […]