Monthly Archives: August 2020

Bike Crash # 2 – 2020

The other night I rode the A Train to Brooklyn. I got off at Hoyt-Schmeerhorn. The next C train was 15 minutes away and I decided to bike the short distance to Myrtle Avenue. I climbed the stairs to ground level and set out home. Unfortunately a car swerved into the bike lane to alter […]

Neanderthal Future

Why are we here on a suddenly threatening planet? Mother Earth. It is not because the Chinese ate bats in Wuhan. We are to blame, for having destroyed this loving blue ball in Space. No humans can accept this truth. Not while they are driving fucked-up SUVs, eating poison potato chips, and drinking shitty rich […]

Boy Scout Shota

In the summer of 1962 my brother and I set out with a large contingent of fellow Boy Scouts for a Sixty-Mile hike in emulation of JFK’s call for a physical resurgence of youthful health. We departed from Adams Pond Camp south of Ossipee, NH and tramped through burnt forests and passed fields filled with […]

Are You A Neanderthal?

Test Yourself : Are you a Neanderthal? 1. Do your eyebrows meet in the middle? +5 2. Can you lock your knees in an upright position? -5 3. Got a chin? If the answer is no, +3 4. How about a forehead? If not, +3 5. Is it easy for you to balance a book […]

Cave Women Of The Ice Age

# 1 has to be Raquel Welch from 1,000,000 BC. Blonde. Great Hair. And no dirt. This female humanoid is the darling of the anthropologists. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer Lorna the Fair One. Or Carole Landis from 1,000,000 BC (1940) Then there is Darryl Hannah from CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR. We […]