Tag Archives: missouri

Final Warning by Anonymous

Anonymous declared war on the Ferguson Police Force after the murder of an innocent civilian by one of their officers. Riot squads attacked protesters with raised arms with tear gas and rubber bullets. The Ferguson PD were out of control. They are on the streets for blood. SWAT assassination squads ready to take down the […]

Shut Down 2012

The Beach Boys released SHUT DOWN on the B-Side of their 1963 single SURFING USA and according to Wikipedia the lyrics detail a drag race between a Super-Stock 413 cu. in.-powered 1962 Dodge Dart and a fuel injected 1963 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. The chorus was a simple boast “Shut it off, shut it off Buddy, […]

Last Stop Joplin

This Sunday President Obama returned to the USA after a successful European drinking binge with Irish drunks and gin-lovers at Buckingham Palace. His first stop was not McSorley’s in the East Village, but the devastated Midwest city of Joplin. 2/3s of the Missouri town has erased by mega-tornadoes. The President viewed the widespread wreckage and […]

Missouri Says No

Voters in the SHOW ME state rejected the Health Care provision demanding US citizens buy health insurance. I’m not a fan of the government forcing laws on the public and I haven’t had medical coverage for over 35 years. $4000/year is beyond my means. My beer budget is more important, however the Missouri plebiscite was […]