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Obese Beat Out Fat USA

January 11, 2009 – 4:54 pm

Last year the population of America topped 300,000,000. India and China are over a billion each, however while the average weight of a Chinese or Indian person is 54 kilos, over one-third of Americans are considered obese. Not fat, but obese meaning that there is a good possibility that what we lack in numbers we […]

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Speed for the Masses

December 6, 2008 – 5:50 pm

China might have 700 million more people than America, however the Land of the Free and the Brave outweighs the Celestial Kingdom by a whopping 40% thanks to the obesity fad hitting America. The Communist Politiburo frustrated by the USA’s superiority in this department have launched a massive online campaign to sell Phentermine to the […]

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Chinese Kung-Fu Thugs protect Olympic Torch from Shame

April 9, 2008 – 4:50 am

Every step of the way for the Olympic torch becomes increasingly more difficult, as world outrage against Chinese occupation of Tibet galvanizes into street demonstrations and near-violence confrontations with the flying vee of Chinese security men in those cute blue training outfits aka ‘the flame protection squad’. The ‘Harmonious Journey’ ran into immediate resistance in […]

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Behind the Green Curtain redux by Jocko Weyland

January 19, 2008 – 12:01 pm

Jocko Weyland left the USA for the Orient. The reasons for this departure are his own and so his choice of Beijing. My prerequisites for a place to live are good food, warm weather, and beautiful women. Guess I’m shallow as an evaporation stain on an Arizona Highway. Jocko went for a world-class intellectual city, however […]

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