Tag Archives: beer

Valentine’s Eve @ Zeppelin Hall 2/13

My only Valentine is 9000 miles away on the other side of the world. I’ll be heading out to Thailand to see her soon. On Sunday I’ll be alone, but on Saturday I’ll be drinking beer, eating sauerkraut, and dancing to a Omp-pah band at John Argento’s Zeppelin Hall in New Jersey. Nothing says ‘no […]

Beer is the Cure

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM Feet cold and wet CAUSE Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM Feet warm and wet CAUSE Improper Bladder Contro CORRECTIVE ACTION Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE […]

DUMB COPS

Cops have a job. That job is to serve and protect the public. For the most part they sit in their cars cruising the streets. Hours can passed without an incident, although they are fully aware that anything can happen; a robbery, a family dispute, a shooting ad infinitum. The worst thing that can happen […]

Best Beer Ad

I don’t drink Miller, but I like their ads better than Bud. For a related article click on this URL https://www.mangozeen.com/2008/06/03/drinking/beer-bless-england.htm

Beer Bless England

The English like to drink. Beer courses in their veins in the general direction of Mayhem Station and London Transit decided this year to ban alcohol on the Tube. Yesterday was the last day of Beermas and thousands of the faithful celebrated the end of underground drinking with an impromptu party. Six stations were closed […]