Tag Archives: america

Obama Coming for the Old People

Subject: Do I Understand the Health Care Plan? Obama’s health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it and whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not […]

Traveling North

My dreams of returning to Thailand have been short-circuited by the need for money. My good friend, Richie Boy, called and asked for me to open his new diamond store in Manhattan’s Plaza Hotel. I had $20 in my pocket. My only answer was ‘yes’. So it’s back to suits and ties after six years […]

Hurricane Ike Bitch Slaps Texas

Nature is creating new beachfront property and getting rid of bad mortgage debt at the same time. AIG is bailing out in front of hurricane losses and the US government pumps more money into Wall Street like a crack dealer feeding rocks to a crack whore. “The economy is sound.” I think McCain needs a […]

The Ikeman Cometh

Hurricane Ike Turner refused to visit his wrath on Tina Turner’s hometown of Nutbrush Tennessee only to aim directly at the coastline of East Texas, despite the Lone Star State never having done a thing to the rock legend. He was one mean man. “I’m not gonna try to defend, or undo what’s been done. […]

Hurriance Ike

Ike and Tina Turner had a tumultuous relationship through their marriage and career. Ike was a bastard according to Tina and TS Storm Ike has strengthened to a Category 4 hurricane in his honor of his macho behavior.”Sure, I’ve slapped Tina… There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But […]