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Hurricane Ike Bitch Slaps Texas

September 16, 2008 – 10:27 am

Nature is creating new beachfront property and getting rid of bad mortgage debt at the same time. AIG is bailing out in front of hurricane losses and the US government pumps more money into Wall Street like a crack dealer feeding rocks to a crack whore. “The economy is sound.” I think McCain needs a […]

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The Ikeman Cometh

September 12, 2008 – 7:50 pm

Hurricane Ike Turner refused to visit his wrath on Tina Turner’s hometown of Nutbrush Tennessee only to aim directly at the coastline of East Texas, despite the Lone Star State never having done a thing to the rock legend. He was one mean man. “I’m not gonna try to defend, or undo what’s been done. […]

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Hurriance Ike

September 7, 2008 – 1:13 pm

Ike and Tina Turner had a tumultuous relationship through their marriage and career. Ike was a bastard according to Tina and TS Storm Ike has strengthened to a Category 4 hurricane in his honor of his macho behavior.”Sure, I’ve slapped Tina… There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But […]

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