Monthly Archives: July 2022

THE STAFF OF SCHMOSES by Peter Nolan Smith

In July of 1995 my cousin flew from LA to dance at ShowWorld in Times Square. The boyish brunette’s loyal following packed the legendary porno parlor to worship Sherri’s stage acrobatics. Thankfully pleasing her audience required little more than stripping off her clothes. The XXX actress augmented her take by selling underwear and signing posters. […]

134 In The Shade

134 F on July 10, 191 at Greenland Ranch, California. Elevation -178 Read Death Valley. I was there in 1995. James Steele gets around.

Death Valley Hot

A heat wave smothers the continental USA and the national weathermen are predicting that the temperature in Death Valley might hit 120 today. The manager of the Wrangler Restaurant in Furnace Creek on Tuesday closed the establishment after the ACs went on the blink, saying, “We can’t put customers through this — it’s just too […]

Heat Wave At The North Pole

Temperatures at North Pole rose from the arctic harshness of well below zero to above freezing thanks to an unusual storm dragging warm weather into the polar region, as the Boreal regions heat up at a faster rate than the rest of the world, however the present temperature at the North Pole. -51F today. Cold […]

Pray to the Man God

Many people throughout written history have claimed to be the Messiah or the Second Coming of whatever was the First Coming. Evangelicals across the USA have banned together to overturn the results of the 2020 Presidential Election, despite their numerous attempts failures to gain victory they still seek the Hand of God after the overturn […]