Monthly Archives: November 2020

Fried Chicken Feets

White people don’t eat chicken feet. Ham Hocks or Eisbein might be tasty for Germans and other Aryan races, but chicken feet have never graced the menus of Mickey Ds, although there is no telling what part of the chicken KFC doesn’t use in their nuggets. Chicken feet are for poor people from the Deep […]

Dominoes With A Chicken

“How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?” ― Malcolm Lowry, Under the Volcano

The Blue Ripple of November

For the last month the mainstream media and pollsters had been predicting a blue wave of Democrat voters to sweep Trump out the White House, take back the Senate, and strenghten their Congressional majority, however the eperts were shocked by conservative base hitting the polls in record numbers to create a swarth of red states […]

Obama and Bernie Rule

Barack Obama appeared for a Biden rally and hit 3-pointers. In 2016 Senator Bernie Sanders dropped mid-range jumpers without missing a shot. After a hurricane struck Puerto Rico Donald Trump showed his prowess at flinging toilet paper. Donald is also an expert of sharting in his trousers. Wanker. FDT. DT is so uncool.

Goodbye Zardoz

On Halloween Sean Connery passed away at the age of 90 on Lyford Cay in the Bahamas. His acting career covered over fifty years with his James Bond role earning him worldwide fame in the 1960s. “Bond…James Bond.” That iconic line from DOCTOR NO will live on, but Connery was fed up with 007 and […]