Several years ago my friend, Sam Royalle, suspected his girlfriend was seeing another man.
“It wouldn’t bother me if he was farang, but I think he’s Thai.”
“How do you know that?” I always have suspected that the reason Thai girls insist of showering after sex is to erase any evidence of sex, although the Thai police swear that criminals can’t leave fingerprints on another body.
“She’s always late and never answers her phone.”
“Thais are always late.” The not answering her phone was very suspect and a week later his girlfriend confessed to having an affair with a Thai man.
“Three months.” Sam Royalle threw her out of the house without torturing her to find out if it was three months or six. “She’ll be back when she breaks up with him.”
“Okay.” Thai girls always have a boyfriend in the background. 100% and this week a German farang hung himself rather than leave his girlfriend alone. Suicide was the only way he could be sure she didn’t cheat on him.
What is wrong with these farangs?<
Magic love potions?<
I was poisoned with one and the only remedy is to have a woman stand over a pot of steaming rice and have her sweat drip into the pot and eat it. The rice tastes a little fishy, but I think it works and certainly would save a lot of people from a death before their time.
For those desperate men ask the cook for Khao nam-lai puying or old woman sweat soup.
The life you save maybe your own.