British Columbia Police found a 5th foot washed ashore this week and are questioning whether the foot is connected to 4 other feet found along the pristine coastline during the past months.
“We are treating this as a criminal investigation.” The head of the provincial police told reporters, none of whom asked whether the 5 feet had come from the same body or if Big Foot was involved in the killing of a 5-legged human, although an oceanologist familiar with drownings at sea says that it is quite common for parts of the body to come loose after a long period of submersion, so the police can narrow their hunt for the footless 5 legged man.
Good Luck to finding old Stump-a-long