Thailand is well-known for transvestite operations and the doctors’ skill at removing the offending member of a ka-toey or ladyboy has benefited victims of unwilling penile amputations. Every month the Thai newspapers recount the tale of a husband returning home after a night in the karaoke parlor and waking after his jealous wife dat ham or cuts off his penis. If he’s lucky his wife will have second thoughts and pack the hacked organ in ice for a race to the hospital. Surprisingly most trips are a success, however some wives viciously feed the bloody member not to pigs, who won’t eat penises, but to ducks who will eat anything.
Donald Duck eats penis? No way.
Thankfully for philandering Thai males reconnection with their severed member has become commonplace and this week a medical breakthrough was achieved when Chinese surgeons completed the first penis transplant from a corpse to a living person. The donor had been in a coma and the recipient had suffered an industrial accident which left him with a 1cm. stub.
1 cm is about this long. ———
Obviously his mangled member was incapable of erection or even urinating.
“His quality of life was affected severely,” said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital. The operation took over 15 hours to attach the 10cm penis to the 44-year-old patient.
10cm is about this long. ————————————
Big difference between 1cm and 10 cm.
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The medical team deemed the micro-surgery a complete success. The man had a good flow of blood to the new penis and he was able to passed water.
Complications arose two weeks later, when the recipient asked for the medical team to remove his new penis. He and his wife had suffered psychological problems about the transplant.
The woman complained it was a ghost penis and the man said touching another man’s penis was like being a homosexual.
“Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,” Dr Hu said, despite the penis showing no sinng of rejection from the host body.
Personally I always wanted to have a penis transplant with a donkey. Not forever, but just a day, so my wife could say, “Not with that you don’t.”
What botthred me about this man was what kind of job do you have that gets your knob mangled?
Not a taxi driver or carpenter or cook.
I don’t think they were telling the whole truth about his indistraial accident and someone shoudl ahve a good talk with the ducks.
Quack quack.