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41 BLANCO STREET AUSTIN by Peter Nolan Smith

December 5, 2018 – 7:37 am

In late January of 1975 I drove a blind piano-tuner in a Delta 88 from Miami Beach to the East Texas. Everyone at the Sea Breeze Hotel on Collins Avenue had warned me about Old Bill’s driving. I thought that the old coots had been kidding, but outside of La Grange the blind man ordered […]

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Church Tithes Of Bullets

November 6, 2017 – 6:39 pm

Two days ago Devin Kelley walked into the Sunday service at the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs. He was dressed in black military gear and opened fire with an automatic rifle, killing 26 and wounding 19, which was 10% of the small town’s population. After the massacre the lone gunman exited from the place […]

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Is Rick Perry A Sword Swallower

December 14, 2016 – 6:50 pm

One way to attack a corn dog is like you were in a backroom of a Dallas men’s bar. Deep throating. Only. Proof Michelle Bachman is a tranny.

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Does Rick Perry Really Need Glasses?

December 14, 2016 – 6:45 pm

President-Elect Donald Trump declared that Rick Perry of Texas was his # 1 choice for Energy Czar. The former governor worked on his family’s cotton farm after a seven-year stint flying US Air Force flying C-130. His degree from Texas A&M was in Animal Science and when the Supreme Court voided Texas’s anti-sodomy law, Perry […]

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Yee-Hah Texas

October 1, 2016 – 1:01 pm

In 2010 Texas executed 18 men. Their punishment was ordered by the state for the crimes of murder. The next up on the injection table deserved the ultimate punishment for the heinous murder of a black man in 1998. His crime had been to man to drag his victim behind a Ford pick-up truck to […]

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