Tag Archives: china

Great Barrier Wasteland

Australia is a huge island with tremendous mineral deposits and proximity to China. Miners work triple-shifts in the Western Desert to satisfy the power demands of Beijing, Shanghai, and Hong Kong. Geologists recently discovered a vast Queensland coalfield in Eastern Australia and the country’s Minister for the Environment, Heritage and Water has announced an impending […]

THe Curse of Khruschev

After my youngest brother’s death from AIDS in 1995 I traveled to the Orient with the intention of visiting several holy sites to help send Michael’s soul into the aether. I landed in Bangkok and booked a flight to Kunming in Yunnan, China’s southernmost province. I skipped the offered tours of the Shalin Stone Forest […]

The Gay Minions of Ming

The one-child law has created a 100-million male surplus in China and the cute little emperors are becoming men without women. The communist cadres routinely censor porno websites to prevent the loss of the nation’s male virility and this week the government closed down a low-profile Mr. Gay China contest in Beijing. While no longer […]

Trains From Hell

Many Americans thought that the fall of the Berlin wall meant the collapse of communism, however the Marxist government of China continues to thrive by exporting shiploads of shit that American consumers need to feel good ie TVs, cheap clothing, and just about everything else in the malls. The extraction of wealth has led to […]

You Ain’t Going Nowhere

China unveiled its newest technological achievement; a maglev train connecting Wuhan to the southern city of Guangzhou. The cost of the project was a staggering $14.6 billion or about one month of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The Communist nation is planning another 10,000 miles of these high speed lines to be completed within […]