Category Archives: religion

LOSING MY RELIGION by Peter Nolan Smith

November 25, 2011 – 3:31 am


My math scholarship to Our Lord’s Health High School was revoked at the end of the first semester of my sophomore year. It was a week before Christmas 1967. Disaster was partially escaped, since Bruder Karl had been gracious enough to give me a D+ in German, but Brother Valentine scourged my report card with [...]

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The Revised 10 Commandments

November 22, 2011 – 9:03 am

Number 1 – There is no god, so you don’t have to worry about having other gods Number 2 – Feel imaginative about images of spirituality. Number 3 – Refrain from saying the name of a god that doesn’t exist. He will not help you in floods, disaster, bankruptcy, or police stops. You are on [...]

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Jesus In A Dog’s Butt

November 22, 2011 – 4:40 am

Is this the Second Coming?

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The Downside of Heaven

November 22, 2011 – 4:33 am

A holy man from Bali died from old age. He arrived at the Pearly Gates to be greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome to Heaven.” St. Peter led the Balinese holy man inside the holy rest home of eternity. “I thought heaven was only for Christians.” “No, no, heaven is for everyone. Over there are the [...]

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Crack-Smoking Anti-Christ

November 22, 2011 – 4:29 am

The ex-model from Paris has named Barack Obama as the Anti-Christ on a number of occasions, mostly every day and hourly if she is in the mood. Her prediction of the apocalypse is based on the teachings of a fundamentalist preacher from the Bible Belt. This snake-biting man of God found proof of the President [...]

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