Category Archives: News

Party Hat by Slavoj Zizek

To read this great opinion piece about the collapse of communism click on the following URL. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/09/opinion/09zizek.html?pagewanted=2&_r=1&ref=global

Paris Hilton banged back to Jail

This week Paris Hilton was unexpectedly granted a change of venue for her jail sentence. 42 days at home wearing a Gucci arrest anklet. Fox News screamed that this leniency was sending another negative message to the youth of America and called for her return to LA County Jail. Today they got their wish. Judge [...]

Monks Dog-Eating Frenzy

At the debut of Gulf War One I was on the Spice Island of Ternate. Muslim men paraded about the streets, shouting out support for Saddam. The word amok or ‘going bloodmad crazy’ comes from the Indonesian language. As the only American within 500 miles I opted to wait out these manifestations before leaving the hotel for [...]

Pattaya CCTV Blitz

Big Brother may be watching you even more. The benevolent local Governor is ecstatic with the success of the present crackdown on crime in Pattaya. Reports of illegal activities are down 70% and he extolled the soon-to-be-completed installation of CCTV cameras in every bar in Pattaya. All 20,000. No more bad behavior.

Paris Hilton in Prison

The American Media has been salivating in a frenzied froth about Paris Hilton 3 week incarceration in LA’s Century Regional Detention Facility. Beautiful heiress. Prison. Dykes. Story sells itself and even more so since California legalized gay sex behind bars. Homo sex might appeal to 17% of the public, but lesbian penal sex. Everyone thinks about [...]