Category Archives: Environment

800,000 Years Ago

The last Ice Age ended 20,000 years ago. Earth underwent a natural heating process for almost 19,800, but the atmosphere has been filled with carbon emission from the Industrial Age into the present Plague of Consumerism. The last time the atmosphere had 400 ppm of carbon was 800,000 years ago. Homo Sapiens did not exist, […]

The Last Tree in the World

The right have long suspected Global Warming as a propaganda device foisted on the masses to prevent them from riding SUVs, but these millions of fat people sweat too much, which is the main cause for the temperature rise. I’m also overweight, although most of it is beer bloat. If you are not part of […]

DIY Proof Of Global Warming’s Danger

The Earth is a finite planet. Global denialists argue that Man’s greed has endangered our existence. I ask them to take a simple DIY test Go to your garage and close the door. Start your car. Put on your favorite tune. Twenty minutes later you are dead. The proof. DIY. All Global denialists should take […]

Going Up Country – Thai Style

Back in the 60s during their Woodstock concert Canned Heat had a small hit GOING UP COUNTRY. “Going up country, baby, do you want to come along?” After Altamont longhairs abandoned the rip-offs, bummers, and downers of the big cities to establish Aquarian communes in the hinterland offering free love, organic food, and reefer to […]

Deconsume, Cocksuckers

Billions of dollars have been spent to telling consumers to buy shit. Potato chips. Sugar cereals. Cars. Gas. And the world has been buried by this global suicidal frenzy. Billions of tons of plastic with everyone saying it isn’t me.” “IT IS YOU, YOU FAT PIGS.” Let us go back to the garden. You potato […]