Category Archives: Education

Hangover Ratings

July 14, 2010 – 8:46 pm

Bastille Day is a French drinking holiday. I’m on my first bottle of wine. Pere et Fils Chardonnay 2009. The word for hang-over in French is ‘gueule de bois’. Thai is ‘hang’. I could have told Caesar that I was ‘crapula’ which is Latin for fucked up day after. No one put it better than [...]

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The Bite of Barking Dogs

July 6, 2010 – 1:30 pm

Thai dogs like to bark. They bark all night and no one says a word. The little chow across the street once yapped for 17 hours non-stop, until its voice gave out like a raspy 50 year-old Gitane smoker. Thai dog’ favorite targets are those unfortunate rubbish divers eking out a living in search of [...]

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WHY TEACHERS DRINK

June 29, 2010 – 6:12 am
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Assicons

June 25, 2010 – 9:55 pm

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” means a smile is a frown. Well, how about some “ASSICONS?” (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that’s been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass [...]

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New Words for the Modern Age

June 14, 2010 – 10:55 pm

This year Webster Dictionary has allowed a new series of modern slang to be entered into the lexicon of the English language. Most people I know ie English speakers are light years ahead of the educational tome in their ugly venacular depravity, but here are some words which might make it into the revision for [...]

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