Category Archives: Activities

I Blew The Shofar

Last weekend I was out on Montauk with Richie Boy. We worked around his cottage in the morning and hit Ditch Plains at noon. The waves were ankle-high, but the surfers were discussing the upcoming swell on Wednesday. “There’s a hurricane out there.” “Biggest waves of the season.” “I’m taking off the day. I think […]

Lotte In London

My young friend Lotte was running a fiendishly wicked evening in London. Chez Maxilla. I don’t know where she is now, but I’ll find out.

Hitchhiker Chicks

Hippie chicks hitchhiking are cool. Ax murderers are uncool.


Bikes are heavy. They fall over. Here’s how to get one up.

Rogue Wave

Roll on, deep and dark blue ocean, roll. Ten thousand fleets sweep over thee in vain. Man marks the earth with ruin, but his control stops with the shore. Lord Byron