Monthly Archives: March 2011

Phineas Beardsley’s I-Pad 2

March 31, 2011 – 7:33 pm

Apple announced the release of iPad1 on April 2120. 3 million were sold in less than 3 months. 15 billion dollars in sales. A year later over 15 million iPad1 had hit the market. Immense profits for Apple and the West Coast company stroked the desires of high-techophiles with the debut of iPad2 on March [...]

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Save the Boobs

March 30, 2011 – 8:41 pm

The normal boobs ( . )( . ) The silicone boobs ( + )( + ) The perfect boobs (o)(o) Some boobs are cold (^)(^), and some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o) and very small boobs (.)(.) Lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.) We love [...]

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The Utter Folly Of Wise Men

March 29, 2011 – 8:27 pm

Every country has a pantheon of vaunted heroes and leaders. Their names grace universities, libraries, towns, and cities. Children bear their names in remembrance of their contribution to country. In contrast few parents bestow any honor on the knaves of a nation. Adolf and Benito were banned by an unspoken edict during my childhood. Pol [...]

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The Attack of Mother Nature

March 27, 2011 – 7:11 pm
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GODLESSNESS by Peter Nolan Smith

March 27, 2011 – 12:36 pm

The highway east of Albuquerque switchbacked up the Santia Heights from the Rio Grande Valley. The summer air lost its heat with the increase in altitude, as the rusted pick-up neared the pass. AK and I were relieved by the cooler temperature. Late-July in 1974 was murder on long-haired hitchhikers in the Far West. Rides [...]

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