Monthly Archives: January 2008

South Carolina Win for Obama

What’s this triumph mean for Thailand? Nothing yet other today is another day closer to GW Bush’s 3rd term, however the US media detracted from Obama’s SC win by attributing the victory to his massive black turn-out. “Niggers only care bout 3 things. Loose shoes, tight pussy, and a warm place to shit.” Earl Butz, […]

They Go in Threes #2

I worked at St. John of the Heavens Hospital the summer of 1973. Marilynn was working there. She went to Boston College. So did I. She was a candy striper. Orderlies earn five cents an hour than janitors. I call myself a ‘porter’. My first day I learned St. John’s was a waiting room for […]

Ocean One Tower Update 2008

The Ocean 1 Tower plot this morning was extremely inactive. No one on site. No digging. No work. The mega-project seems to be on hold in response to the current economical climate i.e. gloom. No more smiling faces on realtors and developers. Life has become a struggle in 2008. “There was no high season this year.” One […]

Toilet Sex Constitutional

ST. PAUL, Minn. – In an effort to help Sen. Larry Craig, the American Civil Liberties Union is arguing that people who have sex in public bathrooms have an expectation of privacy. And not only gays. My friend Sam Royalle swears he has had sex with several naked dancers in the bathroom of Pattaya’s go-go bars. I […]

Thai TV Show Insults Thai Stewardesses

My niece was the first of her family to attend college. After graduation my wife announced with pride that Gueng had been hired as a hostess or jaoo phrap krueng bin for Nok-Khon Air. 10k/month, a uniform, a dormitory room in Bangkok, and with free travel for her family. Me included. “Where do they fly?” “Not airplane. […]