Monthly Archives: December 2007

Madame Bhutto RIP

Benazir Bhutto’s assassination came as no surprise to conspiracy fanatics, especially when Pakistan’s interior Minister declared that Musharraf’s political challenger was not killed by bullets but a head injury sustained after the second attacker detonated a body bomb. This information was issued without any medical evidence backing his claim. And the USA was providing security […]

Start Spreading the News

The PPP victory in the December election has set up the possibility of Thaksin’s return to Thailand, despite the junta’s demand that whoever rules next will not be allowed to drop investigation against the deposed PM. In truth they should be packing their bags for retirement rather than enacting more edicts against the beloved ex-ruler […]

Music Industry seeks ban CD downloads.

Every time I view a bootleg DVD, my body trembles at the sight of the FBI warning preceding the movie. The G-men. relentless. White shirts, grey suits, black shoes. No paisley ties. They hunting for millions of other violators of the international copyrights and now the RIAA or the enforcement arm of the music industry […]

Merry Christmas 2007 Pattaya

Could someone please arrest this man for something? And as a sox-stuffer incarcerate Dick Cheney too

Traffic Genius Governor Closes Beach Road

In 2001 my father and I drove around Utah. No cars. No traffic signals. No cops. Driving Paradise. But not Pattaya, for Beach Road is a snake fuck-cluster most evenings. Traffic is backed up from walking Street to Pattaya Tai with baht buses, Chinese tourists buses, and over-sized jeeps driven by drunken Russians. This congestion […]