Category Archives: medicine

ROOFIE THE GOP

November 5, 2012 – 11:41 am

This evening find the strongest prescription sedative in your medicine cabinet. Take out several pills and call up a GOP friend. Invite for a drink. Crush the pills into a powder. Meet your Republican friend at a bar. Slip him a Mickey. Preferably oxycontin. It’s Russ Limbaugh’s drug of choice. He’ll have a good night’s […]

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Everyday Spam

August 8, 2012 – 9:20 am

Everyday my email inbox is flooded by spam promoting the use of various male-oriented products. Increase your sperm load. Grow 3-4 inches of penis instantly. Viagra for renewed sexual vitality. Having live in Pattaya I can understand their targeting a man in his 50s surrounded by go-go bars, bars, and promenades of promiscuity. He wants […]

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Fat Is The New Thin

June 27, 2012 – 7:54 pm

The contagion of obesity has struck over 35% of Americans and the FDA has taken drastic steps to help the obese reduce weight by approving Belviq by Arena Pharmaceutical, whose clinical tests show that patients can lose up to 5% of the body mass with the negative threat of tumors along with the side effects […]

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The Power of Pussy

June 27, 2012 – 8:47 am

The band BONGWATER recorded a great song THE POWER OF PUSSY in 1990. I couldn’t find the lyrics online, but I bow to the beauty of a woman’s honeypot. I never feel less like a man than when I’m within a woman to paraphrase a line from Wim Wender’s KINGS OF THE ROAD. I worship […]

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Bummed By The Sopranos

April 24, 2012 – 6:00 pm

Last month AP my landlord informed me that I could watch HBO on my iPad. “What would you suggest?” I hadn’t watched American TV in ten years. “A good place to start would be THE SOPRANOS.” The cable series about a New Jersey mafia family had been a success for HBO. Wikipedia called it the […]

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