Category Archives: Humor

A Cure for Lonliness

June 19, 2020 – 12:15 pm

FROM THE ARCHIVES OF HOLLYWOOD SQUARES Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness!

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Dumber Than A Bucket Of Mud – Brits

February 1, 2020 – 3:41 pm

Here are some stunning examples of how uneducated people are from THE GREAT BRITISH QUIZ CONTESTANTS. UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2) Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and ‘cheesemongers’? Contestant: Homosexuals.. Jeremy Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) Jamie Theakston: Where […]

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White Trash Test

November 15, 2019 – 10:23 am

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel’s […]

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Aussie Q and As

October 16, 2019 – 4:34 pm

These Questions were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, […]

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Peter Beard in Paradise

September 14, 2019 – 2:47 am

In 2008 Peter Beard defied the death. Not only had the famed photographer survived a goring by the tusk of an African elephant, but even the ravages of his own excess. Bravo for a new life in St. Tropez. Here’s an elephant attack joke: This tourist returns from Africa and calls his doctor. “I was […]

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