Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it! Q:
How hot is it in Kansas?
A: So hot every fat guy sweating smells like Bacon!
Q: How hot is a Kansas summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kansas?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: What’s the most popular pick up line in Kansas?
A: Nice tooth!
And that’s all. folks