Monthly Archives: March 2009

Kiss Me I’m Obama

Last year GW Bush celebrated St. Patrick’s Day at the White House. I was not invited then again I wasn’t in town. If I had been in attendance, I would have told him in Gaelic. “Bog.” Translation is ‘move’ but literally means ‘fuck off’. This year I received no invitation from the White House. That’s […]

Best Guinness in Pattaya – Maggie May’s

Only a few more hours remain for St. Padraic’s Day in Pattaya. I’m only starting the day here. With a Guinness. But if I were in Pattaya, I’d be where I celebrated last March 17. In honor of beer, because my apostasy to the Christian faith is well-known. My adherence to the Beerastian religion answers […]

Gogol Bordello – Through The Roof ‘n’ Underground / Song of the Day

Vladmar took me to see Pattie Smith. She was performing an acoustic set at the Bowery Ballroom. Her audience was 40+. Most of the men were bald and all the women overweight. Most of them were AA. The rest were NA. I was neither. We waited until she sang GLORIA and then headed over to […]

ALMOST A DEAD MAN by Peter Nolan Smith – CHAPTER 1

ONE A scurry of claws scratched across the damp basement floor. The woman on the battered chair lifted her black stiletto heels in horror, but rats were the least of her problems. This afternoon her lover had suggested a rendezvous in Hamburg’s harbor district. She arrived in anticipation of a sordid indiscretion. Two men were […]

Fuck Israel

Anything said against Israel is considered anti-Semitic by the Zionist government of the land seized from the Palestinians and this week the Obama administration was forced to remove Charles Freeman for consideration for National Intelligence Council due to his opposition to Israel. Leading the charge for this outlaw nation was New York senator Charles Schumer […]