Monthly Archives: January 2009

Love Supreme

Since my return to New York four months ago I have had sex with zero other humans. Of course that slump hasn’t stopped my self-abuse, although I’m thinking about getting a restraining order against myself to prevent any more assault on my person. The court has yet to respond to my request. I’m not the […]

Full Speed Ahead

England is the most surveilled country in the world. Video cameras record almost all outside activity in hopes of controlling an unruly populace. The result of these decades of Orwellian voyeurism is that nothing has changed in the crime rates, but that people will do stupid things even if someone is watching. The USA during […]

PAINT IT YELLOW

Many people were disappointed that the destination of GW Bush’s helicopter was not Git-mo. The CIA refrained from enlisting the ex-president and his deposed VP into their rendition program and federal officers have received no orders for their arrest. Personally I would have been happy to see them clapped in irons as soon as Obama […]

NAH NAH HEY HEY KISS HIM GOODBYE

The group STEAM recorded NAH NAH HEY HEY KISS HIM GOODBYE in 1969. GW Bush enlisted in the Texas Air National Guard that year. He must have been familiar with the hit, so that he might have even hummed along with the jeering inauguration crowd singing the classic 60s hit. “Damn that was my song.” […]

44 – New World

Check out the new website for the White House. It’s all new. Change. And more than what they have been able to say. www.whitehouse.gov