Monthly Archives: October 2008

Fake Cops in Pattaya

Several years back when I was living in the East Village, I bought a slice of pizza on 9th Street and crossed over to 10th on Stuyvesant Street. I had eaten the pizza down to the crust and intended to finish it off, except a car blew the stop sign and nearly smashed into me. […]

Thailand and Khmer Spat on the road to China

The military of Thailand suggested to the PM to take a vacation and Somchai has obeyed their edict by scheduling a trip to Beijing, where we will meet with his Cambodian counterpart in hopes of resolving the two SE Asian countries’ border disputes, which escalated into a bloody confrontation last week, leaving dead and wounded […]

Traveling North

My dreams of returning to Thailand have been short-circuited by the need for money. My good friend, Richie Boy, called and asked for me to open his new diamond store in Manhattan’s Plaza Hotel. I had $20 in my pocket. My only answer was ‘yes’. So it’s back to suits and ties after six years […]

Goddamn Commies

Barack Obama has attacked the last 8 years of GOP rule as a period where the middle-class of America lost much of their purchasing power. The ‘Trickle-down’ theory failed because the Rich got so rich that they couldn’t spend the money fast enough and the Democratic nominee for President suggested that it is time to […]

Donkeys of the Universe

A simple explanation of how we got to the Bailout Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news; the donkey died.’ Chuck replied, […]