Monthly Archives: May 2006

gai (buffalo bar)

I’ve known Gai about 5 years. She’s worked at the Buffalo bar on and off. Off when she had a boyfriend. On when she didn’t. My cousin went with her once in 2001. My friend AJ in 2002. he dated my friend Fabo in 2004. The number of men in between couldn’t be counted on […]

Dry flights on Thai Air

The Thai flight attendant union has suggested that the national airline stop serving passengers as much as they can drink during flights. The happy hour policy for 11-17 hour flights has resulted in an increasing number of sexual harassment incidents involving inebriated passengers and the flight staff. Even the male flight attendants complain about drunken travelers showing […]

FLIGHT 93 too soon?

Just got a DVD copy of FLIGHT 93, a dramatization of the the 9/11 flight which crashed in a Pennsylvania farm field. During the first showings of the trailer for this movie, audience members cried out, “Too soon.” Too soon? It’s been five years. Wanna wait ten, twenty.  Maybe 50.

Birth control for pigeons in Bangkok

Amidst rising concerns about the spread of bird flu, city officials in Bangkok have proposed to combat the rise in the pigeon population by loading feeding stations with a unique cuisine. Green beans sprinkled with condensed human birth control lls. An avian expert stated, “We are seeking the most humane ways possible to contain the […]