Category Archives: money

Nobody’s Cock HARRY REEMS

March 23, 2013 – 6:51 am

The actor Jack Nicholson helped BATMAN hit $411,348,924 in 1989. Warren Beatty scored his greatest hit with DICK TRACY’s box office earnings of $162,738,726 worldwide. Neither came close to Harry Reems, who acted in DEEPTHROAT. That film grossed over $600,000,000. Reems was paid $250 to play opposite Linda Lovelace in the XXX blockbuster hit. She [...]

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What’s Yours Is Ours

November 17, 2012 – 1:49 pm

AN OLD JOKE FROM THE 60S. A rich man comes out of his mansion and spots a young man camping on his lawn. Filled with indignation he strides up to the squatter and demands him to leave or else he’ll call the police. “How did you get this land?” The young man remains seated by [...]

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Fuck Sasha Baron Cohen

October 15, 2012 – 7:18 pm

There are few people more successful at movie-killing than Sasha Cohen and now teabag actor has been slated to play Freddy Mercury of Queen in a movie. Fucking horrors. Band member Brian May thinks that this is a good idea. Fucking wrong. Freddie is an icon. He was never a buffoon. All of Sasha Baron [...]

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401-Keg Plan

October 1, 2012 – 5:15 pm

Retirement plans compared… If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Countrywide Financial, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac stock, you would have nothing [...]

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One Bag Theory

July 15, 2012 – 11:53 pm

Back in 1974 my good friend AK and I traveled cross-country to Encinitas, a small beach town slightly north of San Diego. We were crashing at his friend’s bungalow and our days were spent sunning and bodysurfing at Moonlight Beach or smoking pot and drinking wine at night. We made friends with a hippie guitar [...]

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