Category Archives: Internet

PEOPLE SUCK Gus and the Snowmen

It’s Super Bowl Sunday and I am wandering around the Fort Greene Observatory in a green cotton robe. The windows are open and the curtains are up. The people in the new condo building are probably staring into their binoculars and saying, “That crazy old coot is naked again.” They’re right and I’m about to […]

Spam Appreciation

I get spam letters all the time. Most are promoting viagra, baldness cures, penis enlargement, porno, or oxycontins. There must be a tremendous market for those products in my demographics; white, male, 35-65, wanting to get fucked up. Today this computer-generated comment appeared on mangozeen from an over-40 pregnancy counseling site. “What i do not […]

Facebook Ban on No Thanks Day

This morning I wrote the following on my Facebook page. “My people arrived on the Mayflower. Howlands. We’re still here. Where are the Wampanoags? On Nantucket protesting Thanksgiving. Happy Turkey Day.” An hour later the message and comments were removed by someone. I am unable to use my home page and Facebook posted this. Account […]

cocaine.com

Last night I had nothing to do and searched cocaine.com online. The URL has nothing on it and obviously a free-thinking entrepreneur has bought the site in expectation of cocaine’s legalization. One day it will happen, for the armies of Tony Montana are ever-victorious. Tony Montana: You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked! And there’s […]

Yet Another Facebook Hoax

We are suckers for thinking that we are smart enough to fool the machine and this weekend thousands if not millions of facebook users posted the following warning in hopes of protecting their privacy. “In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my personal details, […]