Category Archives: Health

NOTHING BETTER THAN PIZZA by Peter Nolan Smith

Back in 1995 I left the USA after the death of my younger brother. My plan was to visit the holiest places in Asia to expiate Michael’s sins. I was a non-believer, but felt this pilgrimage would help his soul on the other side. By late August I was residing in old Yunnan city of […]

The Wrath Of Ebolazillah

When Godzilla raged through Tokyo and New York bodycounters.com compiled a total death count as a little over 10,000. Terminator ranks at the top with over 3 billion. Real life can pile up serious numbers. The World Wars reigned death across the planet in the millions. The Black Plague wiped out a third of Europe […]

Slow Tongue

I have a stutter. I have it since childhood. My teacher at Pine Grove Elementary School feared that I might be retarded and strongly suggested to my parents that I visit a speech expert in Portland, which was the biggest city in Maine. My father and mother drove me to Maine Medical. A doctor gave […]

IRISH TWINS by Peter Nolan Smith

Save the Boobs

The normal boobs ( . )( . ) The silicone boobs ( + )( + ) The perfect boobs (o)(o) Some boobs are cold (^)(^), and some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o) and very small boobs (.)(.) Lastly the asymmetrical boobs (•)(.) We love […]