Category Archives: Health

Hardness Factor

Men have many expressions for an erect penis; tentpole, wood, are so hard you can hang a bucket of nails off it are a few. Hardness is a matter of pride as well as how many times you can achieve an erection. Shame comes from the opposite result. No wood, Softitis, and the cashew are [...]

THe White Donkey Hope

John Holmes hailed as the white hope for XXX fans throughout the 70s. His heroic hammer was a matter of pride for the Caucasian males suffering the pangs of Black Panther penis envy. He was our Ali. 12 inches of white thunder and I always wanted one day to unzip my zipper and have a [...]

A Good Nose

I graduated ‘sin laude’ from university. Most of my classmates entered straight 9-5 jobs. I drove across the USA with my friend Andy and a coed named Carole. Two months later I returned to Boston. America was in a recession. A banking personnel director said that I had a stutter. He was right. I didn’t [...]

Missouri Says No

Voters in the SHOW ME state rejected the Health Care provision demanding US citizens buy health insurance. I’m not a fan of the government forcing laws on the public and I haven’t had medical coverage for over 35 years. $4000/year is beyond my means. My beer budget is more important, however the Missouri plebiscite was [...]

Chinese Sychronized Swimming Craze