Category Archives: Drugs

A STORY OF O by Peter Nolan Smith

November 24, 2012 – 9:59 pm

In 1994 Crazy Santa Klaus had a special guest card to the Russian Baths on East 10th Street. Opening time was 8Am. The steam room crew began to heat the river boulders at 6am. The two-ton stones glowed red by 7:20. Crazy Santa Claus was in the dry steam room at 7:21. He was a [...]

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You Can’t Put Your Arm Around A Memory

November 24, 2012 – 7:02 pm

In May 1984 I ran into Johnny Thunders in Paris. He was playing at the Gibus club outside Republique. His manager was a German drug dealer. I owed Chris $200 for an 8-ball I had bought in 1982. It hadn’t been half-bad. “You have to pay me.” The German thought he was a tough guy. [...]

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ROOFIE THE GOP

November 5, 2012 – 11:41 am

This evening find the strongest prescription sedative in your medicine cabinet. Take out several pills and call up a GOP friend. Invite for a drink. Crush the pills into a powder. Meet your Republican friend at a bar. Slip him a Mickey. Preferably oxycontin. It’s Russ Limbaugh’s drug of choice. He’ll have a good night’s [...]

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Hey Louie Hey

November 3, 2012 – 4:40 pm

Studio 54 had famous guests such as Liza Minelli, Andy Warhol, Halston, and Michael Jackson, but anyone who was grooving on the scene ignored those fame whores for Larry, who sold ludes. 2 for $5. No historians know his name. Larry knew how to keep his sand. “Who wants ludes?” ps fuck the rich. fuck [...]

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Stop Throwing Poo

September 25, 2012 – 9:55 pm

Of course the ad from the Belfast council has been photoshopped, but I love it, plus you acidheads know it could be you or me too. Free your mind.

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