Category Archives: Beast

Beauty as a Beast

Photo and painting of Lady Caroline Blackwood “A mermaid who dines upon the bones of her winded lovers.” Robert Lowell husband/poet

Caveman Love

There is no proof of cavemen ie Neanderthals or Cromagnons dragging women by their hair. No Neolithic paintings support this fallacy. But the Rape of the Sabine? That’s a legend based on factual hearsay.

The Iceman’s Eyes

After twenty years of studying Oetzi’s DNA, the so-called Iceman, scientists have come to the conclusion that his eyes were brown. Which means he was tall, dark, and handsome, if you like the rugged type.

THE STAFF OF SCHMOSES By Peter Nolan Smith

Billions of humans have died over the course of our existence on Earth. The vast majority of mankind have been contracted for a single appearance on this mortal coil. Reincarnation has been reserved for Tibetan lamas, spiritualists, and the Son of God, for whom Christians have been waiting since his disappearance in 33AD. The religious [...]

Exterminate Exterminate

Doctor Who’s arch-enemies, the Daleks, have been retired by the BBC. Their constant failure to achieve their mission of ultimate extermination rendered the extra-terrestial machine mutants in capable of defeating Dr. Who and his allies. enemies in the universe. The studio hasn’t announced any plans for the retired aliens, but my landlord AP set up [...]