Category Archives: Beast

Charlte Rampling – NIGHT PORTER

There were no good Germans. So why do Jews drive Mercedes. “Good cars by bad people.”

The Tiger Penis Restaurant / Deleted

Nothing on the interet is sacred. No ideas are original. That be said I received a note from a reader warning me to not use copied material I only added this article wth a compliment to teakwoo.com for having published it. Sorry to have lit the hair up their ass on fire. The Chinese have [...]

Bird’s Nest

The Chinese delicacy ‘bird’s nest soup’ is derived from the bird’s nest constructed with the saliva of swifts. The cost of such a delicacy can cost between $30-10,000US. I’ve never had a bowl of such soup, however Mam called my hairdo a bird’s nest or lan-nok last week. I hadn’t cut my hair since December. [...]

Tiger Woods’ Girl

Back in 1979 I was working at Hurrah’s, Manhattan’s only punk disco. My girlfriend, a blonde B Model from Buffalo, was rightfully jealous of my late hours. We had met at the Romantics’ concert. Lisa was so beautiful that I abandoned by live-in girlfriend for her. She was wrong to suspect my doing the same [...]

GOOD AS IT GETS FOR GERMANS

My friend Fabo has heart of gold. This young Belgian is happiest with a Heineken in his hand and his eye on Gai, the Rubenesque beauty of the Buffalo Bar. He’s loved her forever. She loves him too in her own way. A long time. I like drinking with Fabo, because he doesn’t talk the [...]