Monthly Archives: September 2016

Steroid Cops On The Prowl

The Police have wage war on the lower classes for ages. Their provocateurs have instigated riots, their ranks are strengthened by racism, and the bosses reward their murderous attitude toward the underprivileged, however in recent years their brutal reign of terror against the black communities of America have come under scrutiny thanks to cellphone videos […]

THE CALL OF WILD by Peter Nolan Smith

My life was once ruled by the night. I haunted concerts, bars, clubs, and parties from dusk to dawn from the 60s into the 90s. My retirement occurred around the turn of the century and the birth of my children completed the process, for I feared the Chris Rock’s curse of being the oldest man […]

Penal Retirement In Norway

America offers no refuge for the aged. State governments have turned their back on the old and the Federal agencies neglect the needy. For years my retirement plan had been to fly to Norway and rob a bank. The Norwegian courts would sentence me to a long prison term. Conditions in Norway’s prisons offered pleasant […]

A Shotgun and Two Jugs of Moonshine

On my 64th birthday I bought a shotgun with enough rounds to clear the streets of New York. Things were getting bad. If I didn’t get out of the city now, I was never getting out of here. Thankfully I have two plastic jugs on moonshine. They would help get me close to the Mississippi. […]

Enemies of the State – The Fanjuls of Florida

The Seminoles called the vast tropical wetlands of Southern Florida Pa-hay-okee. The swamps atop the limestone plateau have been inhabited from 10,000BC, however the recent predation of Man threatened to destroy the Grassy Waters. Green algae covers the waterways and coastal shores with a thick slime. The 2013 outbreak was bad. The 2016 bloom has […]